Th' hole country is bein' run in th' ole horse an buggy way, sez Archibald Rudder, they make a horse out o' th' average fellar an' drive 'em buggy with taxes.
Clem Bates son Rufus sez one o' th' most difficult subjects t' handle in college is scotch.
Translation for city slickers (non-hill people):
The country is being run in the old horse and buggy way, says Archibald Rudder. They make a horse out of the average fellow, and drive him buggy with taxes.
Clem Bates son Rufus says one of the most difficult subjects to handle in college is scotch.