Sleepy Stevins who is president o' th' Wide Awake Club went t' sleep walkin' home 'tother night and fell over a cliff near Poker Holler.
Most anybuddy kin see thet thars some fools yet in th' country, ef not, how do you suppose thet a barber ever learned t' shave a man.
Translation for city slickers (non-hill people):
Sleepy Stevins who is president of the Wide Awake Club was sleep walking home the other night, and fell of a cliff near Poker Holler.
Most anyone can see that there are still fools in the country, if not, how do you suppose that a barber ever learned to shave a man.