Th' pioneers may have had t' put up with a lot o' hardships but they never had t' contend with a 1926 model autobyle with a frozen rad'ator an' a flat tire twenty miles fum home.
Th' meek may inherit th' earth but I'll bet they can't git by th' gove'ment without payin' inharitance tax.
Translation for city slickers (non-hill people):
The pioneers may have had to put up with many hardships, but they never had to contend with a 1926 model car with a frozen radiator and a flat tire, twenty miles from home.
The meek may inherit the earth, but I'll bet they get by the government without paying an inheritance tax.